Usually a white guy with a long hair, and beautiful brown eyes. He has a monster dick coming in at 127 feet long and 53.6 feet wide. He will most often be found doing some dumb shit, like very dumb shit. dumb shit inside of dumb shit type dumb shit. Very attractive, and overall the perfect man.
by Greg147_RedDragon January 2, 2022
Get the Austinmug. by Mr. Thinker. November 28, 2023
Get the Austin Martinezmug. A guy who cares about his friends and fights for what he believes in. He hates anything he thinks is unpure and should not exist.
by Haloguy 27 September 15, 2022
Get the Austinmug. he’s just a rly SWAGGY guy
he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle
he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
he’s rly tall kind of a kyle but a sweet golden retriever kyle
he’s cute and has bird eyes but he’s a keeper for sure
10/10 guy and 100% will be marrying him
by babychild June 25, 2021
Get the austin hobbsmug. At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.
by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020
Get the Keith Austin Hernandezmug. by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020
Get the Austinmug. The biggest, schlongiest guy on the market. If you see one, they run a hefty price, and you'd better snatch him up. Never disrespect Austin, because his comebacks will make you cry yourself to sleep. His schlong is normally 15 inches, but some can have up to 34 inches. This can be quite a chore, but Austins can handle it.
"Oh my god, is that an Austin? I'd better go get him fast!"
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
"I'd turn gay for an Austin at any moment."
by Jackass_Jayden July 5, 2020
Get the Austinmug.