Richard I Just Smashed Your Phone

YOU WHAT?!?!?!!?

Richard I just smashed your phone YOU WHAT!?!?!?!?!

HOWWOWOWOWOWHOHOHAHA HOOHOOHOOHOO HAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

by Bings March 5, 2024

Richard lander school

Piss taking twats be ready for a Chinese teacher to lob a door wedge at you and do not wear white socks cos it makes the uniform look bad you will be getting a fucking spanking for that

Richard lander school twats

by Cocksucker06 October 10, 2021

Richard poe

Oldest person known to exist. Favorite hobbies are posting cringe instagram stories and reminiscing about Jenna

“Richard poe is Adam pro max”

“Richard poe is the Father of Adam and eve”

by Pedri8 November 21, 2023

Richard Rene Figueroa

Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.

Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.

by joshuahellogus April 8, 2023

Richard From Alaska

An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:

"But you can call me Dick."

There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.

Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."

Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"

Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."

by Lake Partiers May 4, 2021

Richard

Is the smartest largest personality in the known universe has a massive cock and has taken all the girls virginity many tremble in fear of him because he is stronger than god himself.

Oh damn here comes richard he's gonna take my girls v card

by Fjfnnndd October 8, 2020

Richard Munch

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Richard Munch is the 8th Wonder of the World for having a penis smaller than an Asian. (See definition: Asian Penis)

by [e-mail] May 30, 2018