thing

it's like a thing

thing 1: you got the thing?
thing 2: yea...

by I_ate_the_children April 18, 2019

things that DID exist in 2009

(please see “things that did not exist in 2009“ for a full and accurate depiction of 2009.)
1. not me.
2. not my brother simon.
3. hermione granger from Harry Potter.
4. pepperidge farms.
5. the english language.
that’s it.

another list of things that DID exist in 2009

by headless hotdog December 31, 2019

Things that need to die

Anything that we would put in a war or dangerous situation in our stead due to reasons other than political or fear. This can more simply be described as general hate/dislike/dustrust. Though this list can have bias, the same few people or group make it onto this list. They are
* Furries
* Weebs
* Fanboys
* Hoes/Whores "unless dire situation or other good reason"
* Annoying Vegans
* Whoever uses more than a puff of Axe body spray

That annoying vegan over there is getting put on my list of Things that need to die

The furries that hang around this area are Things that need to die

by Anime Patrol February 6, 2020

biting things

Aligator shoes.

He got on them biting things

by philly cat December 16, 2003

these things take time

An expression that indicates an attitude of laziness by casually delaying a chore or assignment till some undetermined point in the future.

"My wife said I need to mow the yard. I told here it's a work in progress but these things take time."
"I need to work on my paper but I'll brainstorm by watching television. I have to let my brain recharge and these things take time.

by Tennant's Doctor May 24, 2016

best thing he ever had

Best piece of ass your boyfriend ever had

I'm the best thing he ever had but my boyfriend ain't getting a piece of my ass anymore.

by CoolBP January 17, 2018

Elu thingol

A renowned assasin in the realm of game of thrones conquest.

Did you see the way Elu Thingol helped zeroed Asgardr and made her his bitch, then mutilate thirty more babes?

by Order keeper February 2, 2018