Simpson University Library

A university library that has nearly no books about sexuality outside of marriage. Representing the Christian ideals of CMA (Christian Missionary Alliance) doctrine who acts like Big Brother to the school. Yet have an entire section on how to practice black magic.

Damn, I can't find any books on Tarrot Card reading that's prejuidice to gay people. I need a Simpson University Library

by Thomas Dogoode December 1, 2016

sympathy fap

To masturbate in memory of someone who has just died.

Oh no, Nikki Brutal died! I'm gonna gonna go sympathy fap. She was the hottest streamer I knew.

by BuLL3t1789 December 26, 2016

sympathy nude

a nude sent before blocking someone as an act of sympathy and to lessen the blow

Marji sent a sympathy nude to Jackson before blocking him to make him feel better

by Big Daddy H. 69 December 5, 2017

Sympatheating

Binge eating with a loved one to sympathize with them and their situation.

Last night I was sympatheating with my wife when I ate five packages of sour patch kids while she indulged in Reese's peanut butter cups from the Halloween candy.

by Mayhem247 December 4, 2017

sympathy bread

Something someone gives another person out of sympathy with a sexual implication behind it.

I was feeling down, but Karen offered me her sympathy bread in order to cheer me up!

by SmolFry January 4, 2018

Sympathy rub

The sympathy rub is a rub that is given to someone on the shoulder, arm, back ect. It is a way of showing remorse and pitty it can be used foe apolagising too

A sympathy rub is what u give someone that needs to be shown remorse or pitty. It expresses such feelings to someone without having too much contact (like a hug)

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018

Sympathy Rub

The sympathy rub is an expression of sadness towards a person that is upset or u need to apolagise to them it is a rub on the shoulder, arm, back, etc. And can be used on anyone family, friends, complete strangers, etc.

A sympathy rub is what u give someone that needs to be shown remorse or pitty it is a way of expression feelings without being too physical, like a hug. It is an expression of fondness and can be used in any situation, it can even be used to break the ice.

Me: "I dyed my hair and in artificial light it looks ginger"

Jake: *gives sympathy rub*

by IAmHereInFear May 28, 2018