SIMP

Dar-den, Brings coffee to women even though it will gain nothing.

You are a SIMP because you give girls coffee even though there is no chance of any sexual exchange.

by Alex Schorr April 30, 2021

Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.

"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."

by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021

Simp

Just an retard thinking hes gonna have every singe girl wanting him if they help out on whatever they ask them to do.

That guy is such a simp.

by IPrince May 15, 2021

Simp

A word that other guys call each other but never mean it. (☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

Bro you a simp lol

by Georgethegenome May 19, 2021

SIMP

S=Shrek
I=Is
M=My
P=President

i'am a SIMP

by 2137lalala2137 June 18, 2021

Simp

A super,intense,minecraft,player

I'm a simp

by Man is bulking fam June 22, 2021

...simp4david

a really bizarre mutual of mine who terrorizes david rp accounts

...simp4david needs to be stopped 💔

by pisslover699 June 25, 2021