Banana thoughts

The period of time when you're still awake, just about to fall asleep and your train of thought warps into the surreal.
"I was thinking about what I was going to have for breakfast tomorrow and just before I fell asleep I suddenly woke up from banana thoughts seeing myself eat cereal with lions wearing glasses"
by gden3367 January 09, 2012
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Banana brains

Banana brain, crazy, brain mush, brain fog
That is so banana brains. I have banana brains.
by Blacktears80 June 07, 2019
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Banana-Boner

When a male has such a large erection, (Particularly during sex), that his penis begins to curve upward to resemble the shape of a banana.
Last night was so great, that I got a banana-boner.
by SE123 March 11, 2014
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banana crinkle

a painful throbbing bruise. can be anywhere on your body. abnormally colored. all shapes and sizes
She went snowboarding for the first time and came home with many banana crinkles.
by keystone colorado! November 01, 2009
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Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen
My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.
by TheMoeyJaxter March 23, 2015
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Banana Whammy

When a female inserts a banana into the rectum of a male while using the banana peel to jack him off until he cums into it. Then she "ripes" his ass with the peel.
I bought two bananas at the store, one for the split and the other to banana whammy you with after you take the trash out.
by traderblows24 April 25, 2016
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kookoo bananas

A term used to define a person, situation or emotion that is particularly fucking crazy, insane, weird, etc.
"That butt naked bitch outside digging in the trash is kookoo bananas."

"The molly I took at the club last night had me feeling kookoo bananas!"
"My coworkers are all going kookoo bananas after 6pm rolls up but we don't get off till 7..."
by The Kookoo 5 September 12, 2019
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