The long way of saying dick, saying Richard usually is referring to a big dick like how pen is the short way of saying penis.
by Your Mother's fucker May 10, 2023
Get the Richardmug. An insensitive jerk who only thinks of himself. Acts kind but only to play with your feelings. Can never have just one person has to have multiple girls after him for his own satisfaction. Makes you believe he will be the only person who will love you so you feel worthless.
by Louise Campbell April 2, 2020
Get the Richardmug. by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 15, 2025
Get the `~`Luciferian's Prayer: "'Richard, Timothy, And Gunther'"<Dick, Tim, And Run And Gunners>`~`mug. N - A hunky, smelly, dirty man who frequently talks about queefing videos, and touching 18 year old boys long shafts. If you are a teen runaway you should always try to find yourself a Richard. They are kind and tender loving two young men.
by Fraw October 16, 2019
Get the Richardmug. The most badass guy ever, he has the strength of 10 fucking bodybuilders. He is handsome, he gets every girl he wants, but he only want milfs. 12 inch penis, and a huge but. The definition of sexy. He could beat everyone up. Muscular guy.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Ripped asf. Always on a bulk but still looks shredded. Could take McGregor and Tyson. Every girl wants him. He tells them teachers what to do, he can cook, and is the man of the house. If he wants to, he could easily get into the NFL.
Dont mess with him. Tall and huge. Them hoes are attracted to his veiny arms and hands. He can shotgun HappyDads the fastest. Probably part of the NelkBoys soon. He is starting all the F Joe Biden chants. He reps 225 on the bench and Deadlifts 600. He is the biggest guy in the gym. Cbum calls him daddy. He could take Satan in a fight. Sick guy, probably drives a RAM.
Girl: Richard is so sexy
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
another Girl: Yess, He is way better than every guy out there
Milf: I want kids from him
by Crystal Metthew November 21, 2021
Get the Richardmug. Moist Richard is your average cheese smelling mall Santa. He is so fat that he cannot see his own penis. We call him moist Richard because he sweats wen taking more than three steps , making his pubes moist and sticky. He has no job except the part time mall Santa job where he asks kids to play tug of war with his pubes.
John :Omg George the fat fuck is such a moist Richard.
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
Kevin: I know
John: hey George do you have a big black cock
George: dude I’m a stinky white fella
by Edwardcockhands November 28, 2023
Get the Moist Richardmug. Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.
by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018
Get the What the biff Richardmug.