dad jimmit

Used in a situation to express displeasure, annoyance, angst, being "fed up", but said situation not warranting as extreme a response as god dammit. Originated in the southeastern U.S. around the late 90's. Also known as the close relative to the phrase dad gum.
DAD JIMMIT! If my computer crashes one more time I'm going to go postal on its ass.

Cubicle nerd: The dad jim Coke machine just ate my dad jim money!
Fellow cubicle nerd: bummer
by Crash D June 12, 2005
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Yeah Dad

Noun: An answer to a higher power. A quick response.
"Go mow the lawn son." said West's father. "Yeah,Dad! Sure Dad!", said West to his dad.
by JRingorwecross April 08, 2005
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Deadbeat dad

Austin Wakefeild
by TheRealSMFJ July 18, 2017
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Jew dad

A Jew dad is a stubborn asshead who only gets his kids things if they are an absolute necessity. However, he buys many very expensive things that he doesn’t need for himself. A Jew dad is also usually very stubborn. For example, a kid will ask his Jew dad to drive down the block. His dad will then say no and continue to interrupt his argument with no
Kid: Hey dad can I get some socks?
Jew dad: No you have plenty of socks
“But-“
“No”
“Just liste-“
God damnit I said no”
by Mcchocherpants April 12, 2019
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No dad joke

When you set the stage for a dad joke but shut it down before the joke becomes a dad joke.
Me: I'm tired...
My dad: Hi tired, I'm--
Me: No dad joke!
My dad: Dammit.
by Licensed_Nerd July 16, 2019
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sarong dad

A middle-age man, who deems fit to wear a skirt or sarong in the heat of summer. Often has tendancies towards new-age philosophy and is prone to embarrassing his children by sitting with his legs akimbo.
Why is your dad dancing like that?

Oh, he's a sarong dad.
by messyqueen October 03, 2010
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jez's dad

A Old Shit Who RKO'S Little Children And Has Alzheimer Who Is A Undertaker.
by DjUnknown911 December 14, 2017
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