split the rut

Driving on the high part of a dirt road instead of on the worn out spots. Ruts are the holes already created. If you split the rut, you avoid driving in the holes by driving up on the high spots. This avoids undercarriage damage and getting stuck

"this road is washed out, we need to split the rut"

"Uh oh, looks like we need to split the rut"

by Bopeepandsheep June 27, 2021

splateatspudding

Handsome guy, also pretty funny

Someone: Hey look there's splateatspudding

Someone else: wow he sure is handsome!

by Breadist July 5, 2021

Spiteopoly

The action of refusing to go bankrupt in a game of Monopoly by using drastic measures, like mortgageing and selling all of your properties and landing on every chance and community chest tile.

Ben: Why won't you go bankrupt? You have 1 railroad left!
Leo: Spiteopoly baby, I'm very difficult to remove from a monopoly game

by Zemmie July 13, 2021

Split Hose

A split hose is no good to anybody.

Also, an urban dance move.

Oh Jesse’s a split hose, no good to anybody.

by Harleymornstra July 28, 2021

Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.

God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard

by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021

Splitgate

when during sexual activity, a man will open the gates of the upside down with telekenitic powers, unleashing the full force of Eleven from Stranger Things while trying to widen a woman's pussy!

Person 1: Ayo what'd you do last night?
Person 2: Bro I used the Splitgate and I unlocked the demogorgon from the upside down!
Person 1: No way!!

by lilbithawkified August 10, 2021

Splitgate

A fun new game that you don’t need to be drenched in sweat to win and have fun.

Friend: Wanna play Splitgate?
Other friend: Fuck yeah!

by Evan29667899 September 1, 2021