Standard Speed Test

A gay typing test that is a annoying wrong judgement of your typing skills.

Blayney this standard speed test is crap!

by yarr February 17, 2006

speedball

Speedball was one of the greatest games on the Commodore Amiga computer (and ST but let's not talk about that POS - spit).

Written by the Bitmap Brothers and published in 1991, it combined elements of the film "Rollerball" and... a computer game. Extreme violence coupled with super-smooth graphics and crunching sound ensured a two-player contest between you and your best mate ended up in fisticuffs.

A sequel was written, Speedball 2, which captured all of the elements of the first game but introduced eight-way scrolling, extra ways to gain points and even more violence.

Luvverly.

You: "Oi! Twat! Wanna game o' Speedball?"
Best Mate: "Ya! I'll fuckin' cream ya!"
You: "You reckon?"

5 minutes later

You: "Fuckin; cheat!"
Best Mate: "Bollocks! My joystick is better!"
You: "Mine got stuck! Cunt!"

by Flatster May 24, 2006

hippie speedball

a combination of yerba mate and cannibus

I'm all looped on hippie speedballs; got my mug and my pipe and I'm ready to go! (the hippie speedball is much more enjoyable and effective when yerba mate is used instead of coffee. please do not use bombilla for smoking the herb)

by Lather March 12, 2008

SPEED BUMP

A large external hemroid.

I was having bum sex with Susie and I hit her speed bump.

by ya right August 14, 2005

speedbeer

Any type of energy drink, usually highly caffinated and loaded with other ingredients for quick energy. Brands such as Monster, Rock star, Red Bull, Jolt Cola, Dark dog, Stacker 2 Stinger, Lost and many, MANY others.

I’ve felt like hammered shit all morning, but I forced a speedbeer down the gullet @ 1430 and that should see me through until I head home.
-SKTFM

by Muttlee February 16, 2005

speed razor

My little mexican roller derby girl i'm going to make a fist hat out of tonight.

Speed Razor is coming by later.

by kcheimer June 26, 2008

speed texting

When someone texts at or close to the speed of light and defies the laws of physics. This is usually accomplished by preppy teenage girls.

Dude1: My new girlfriend just replied to my text before it even finished sending!

Dude2: She must be speed texting again.

by Aceacles December 30, 2009