Taint Sock

An insult on a person's character referring to the sweat-soaked crotch padding found in men's bicycle shorts. Also reference Man Pad

Dude, you haven't showered for weeks, go rinse out your Taint Sock in the tub, ass.

by Pun87 June 05, 2010

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sacrificial sock

A sock taken from a clean pair of socks to clean up after masturbation

Why do I only have non matching socks? You need to better manage your sacrificial socks.

by kooks November 06, 2013

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Boomerang Sock

When you masturbate repeatedly into the same sock for a long duration of time, the sock becomes stiff enough to be used a a Boomerang.

"I've used this sock so many times its turned into a boomerang sock"

by DixiesNormous February 21, 2020

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Sock Dog

Borzoi (Russian wolfhound) has the longest and largest nose, the breed became popular by getting viral on TikTok the dog was slurping water with his long schnozer.

Otherwise called a sock dog.

Sock Dog is my favourite TikTok trend.

by sockdoggi January 24, 2023

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Stale Sock

A sock that has been over the years filled with semen cum or in other words splooge. Due to the fact that it layed there soaking and drying up the cum it has become stale and hard over time (just like my relationship with my wife)

Your Mom: hey sweetie I found this sock in your room, its really stale what did you do to this

You: "oh god how did she find my stale sock"

by RegisteredSex January 19, 2022

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