Ramen Sock

1. Noun. A sock filled with ramen used to jack off.
2. Verb. To masturbate, specifically wherein one fills a sock with warm cooked ramen noodles and uses it as a fleshlight, but can be used in place of any other term for masturbating.

Zach: hey Liam, have you seen this new Piper Perri film? God it’s so hot.
Liam: yeah I ramen socked to it last night.

Dad: please disconnect from the Bluetooth, we need to talk.
Me: can’t, I’m ramen socking right now.

Jackie: Ethan you’re so sweet, I wish I could find a guy like you.
Ethan: fuck you Jackie blue-balls, get out of my house so I can ramen sock.

by Coolbabies March 16, 2019

Butter Sock

A Large Sock Filled With 83% Solidified Butter.

I just got beaten by a chungus with a Butter Sock.

by Real_Fake_Doors June 4, 2019

rice socks

A Latino thing; having rice (white/brown) stuck to the bottoms of your socks after walking around the dining room or kitchen after dinner.

Aw Miguel, look at you, you've got rice socks. Go change them, shower and clean the floor when you're done.

by Un hombre negro October 8, 2019

Weiner sock

when the boxers are stuck together to Ur Penis

oh Shit man

What?

i have a weiner sock

by i killed the jewz June 3, 2017

Cock Sock

A 'cock sock' is a dedicated sock purely for the purpose of beating your meat with with.

Person 1: "Why is this sock crusty"?
Person 2: "Because that is my cock sock"

by Somesketchybloke February 21, 2018

Sock Tease

The act of arousing someone with a foot fetish by lengthening the process of a sock removal.

My girlfriend knows I have a foot fetish, so she gave me a sock tease it took her almost two minutes for her to get those stinky socks off!

by Bobjoelman February 25, 2018

sock porn

porn of guys using a sock as a condom.

dicks are referred to as sock cocks

Guy 1: Have you ever watched sock porn?

Guy 2: Nah, I don't enjoy sock cock that much

by I Love Mixing Salad February 18, 2017