Calm Your Skeets

Another interesting way to say 'Calm the hell down'

Micheal: -is freaking out over some random unimportant matter-

Brandon: yo, man! Calm your skeets about it!

by SketchB10 January 18, 2012

Skeet dreams

The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl

"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.

by tla1982 October 25, 2011

no-boner skeet

when something is so awesome that you ejaculate without first achieving an erection of any degree (i.e. a flacid, ejaculating penis)

"damn, did you guys see the fatness of her ass.. instant no-boner skeet."

by reaganaut October 7, 2011

Skeet mouf

People who can’t act right such as >instigators, sh¡t talkers, also meaning of a person who can’t keep people kids out they mouth

Friend: My nikka never act right

Me: girl get rid of that skeet mouf he ain’t shiiid!

by Nayonit November 23, 2021

Skeet

A shit csgo hvh cheat

P1 : What is skeet
P2 : New-fag

by ahsulerhumanwhatigottadotogets June 15, 2023

Cream of Skeet

The combined ejaculation (cum) of multiple men in the same receptacle.

Wow buddy did you add to the cream of skeet?

by TheRealMajesty January 15, 2023

skeeted

a predator being caught

baby maker: i’m here to meet a 12 yr old boy
skeeter: well you’ve been skeeted

by grackie February 4, 2023