2 definitions by tla1982

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when you buy high speed internet for 35 dollars a month then proceed to spend $8 a month for Netflix and $12 a year for a Magic Jack phone line and using your computer with hdmi hooked to your digital tv to watch your favorite cable shows for free. Thus Spending $43 a month rather than the cable company's $100
"Screw the cable company brother! I'm going with the poorman's bundle.
by tla1982 November 30, 2011
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The act of ejaculating on a passed out drunk girl
"I took this chick home from the bar but before i could get it in she was passed out drunk . So i kissed her forehead and told her ""skeet dreams!" and proceded to nut on her hair.
by tla1982 October 25, 2011
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