Nikita Shietsev

Trash ass Leafs defenceman.

Man, that Nikita Shietsev contract is looking brutal!

by Fiore the memes October 21, 2017

skin shift

An extension of the asshole that has an inverse relationship with the penis like a slinky, where the anus is protruding and the penis is flacid, or the penis is erect and anus is retracted. In relaxed state the anus appears prolapsed.

To avoid embarrassment, Q skin shift his rectum away from the public eye.

by Your fly is open November 21, 2017

Lunch Shift Friend

A coworker who you friend during the lunch shift because both of your real friends normally work dinner. When dinner shift arrives, you go your separate ways and do not acknowledge each other.

I realized we were only lunch shift friends when dinner shift arrived and she basically ignored me.

by Lunchann November 25, 2017

Wet shiatsu

When you have sex while sitting in a massage chair.

I broke my massage chair when I got my first wet shiatsu.

by Bigwetone January 14, 2018

ball shifter

A baseball player who adjusts their testicles constantly.

They cannot show Brian Dozer below the waist on tv because he is a ball shifter, and it is inappropriate to see on tv.

by Mr Ball Shifter May 5, 2018

awh shiet

When ur bf puts it in the wrong hole

"Awh shiet"
"Did Sully really do that to you?"
"Walkin funny for a reason..."

by SullySuxAtFortnite May 7, 2018

jumping shift

Jump shift is basically a way of saying you are breaking up with someone

Dave: Hey
Sarah: Hey, We need to talk
Dave: Huh?
Sarah: I'm sorry David but I'm jumping shift

Dave: What do you mean by that?

Sarah: I'm breaking up with you
Dave: Oh Wow :(

by A randomKIDWhoHatesOTHERS12 February 25, 2018