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egg salad

The sexual act of placing lettuce, tomatoes and other common salad toppings inside of a woman's vagina and then eating it using her vaginal fluids like a salad dressing.

This act is commonly preformed preceding a fancy or expensive dining event, usually in a bathroom or in the back seat of a vehicle.
Dude, my girlfriend let me have an egg salad when we were waiting for our table at olive garden last night!
by WizardLizard May 17, 2011
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vagina salad

When you invite over alot of women and you drug them up and get them naked. They then lay out on the floor spreading their beavors. You then eat them out, therefor a vagina salad.
by chrispunit November 30, 2004
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tossed salad

To lick the chocolate off of someone elses bowl or should i say...bowel
She tossed my salad with toungue and cleaned my ass right up!!
by Michael Hodge July 18, 2003
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Salad Penis

A penis that is covered in hair, so that it actually resembles a bushy salad.
I had a wicked salad penis after dinner last night.
by lunchboxes September 8, 2006
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Salad Shooter

A phrase used to convey anger, frustration, or simply to replace other, more crude words. Also used as a question/answer to inquire as to the status of another person, with the response conveying frustration. Generally used in workplace environments where cursing is discouraged.
Dude: *heavy sigh*
Chick: "Salad shooter?"
Dude: "Ugh. Salad shooter."
by NutBoii November 29, 2011
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salad fingers

A demented man with the voice of an old woman who gains sexual pleasure from caressing spoons, preferably rusty. Salad fingers, in some unamaginably unamaginable way, is made of salad. He was created by a miserable lump of meaningless, waist of meat, named David Firth, who, without knowing, rules the Universe. He makes me happy. I eat asians. Goodbye you shit.
by Pisshead February 16, 2005
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Fruit Salad

Is when you ejaculate in a girls face and then throw cut up bits of fruit at her.
by Frisky Corvette October 31, 2011
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