salty iguana

When a woman takes a tequila shot and then proceeds to chase the shot by licking salt off a man's erect genetalia.

I was at El Maguey this weekend and a woman took a tequila shot and performed a salty iguana on me.

by RANK TANK April 25, 2017

salty sem

A person who won't admit to being salty or angry at every situation. Possibly plays Mario in Smash Bros.

Dan: What was with that guy's outburst at the bar earlier today?

George: I'm not sure, but it seems to be he was being a salty sem.

by Expandobrando April 26, 2017

Salty

Opposite of rookie- to be experienced and therefore cynical, jaded, sarcastic

Is this her first visit? Nah, she's a salty veteran.

by Lyssa517 August 17, 2017

salty olive

The act of licking ketamine of one's testicles.

'I had her give me a salty olive last night'

by MrSaltyOliveMan October 20, 2017

Salty Scallops

(SEE DOCKING FIRST) After a gay couple finishes docking one partner eats the others ass.

Whoah man, me and John tried Salty Scallops yesterday and it was amazing.

by JingleBalls696969 November 1, 2017

Salty Pringle

A sour lad that gets pure devastated on mortal kombat

That kid is a salty pringle

by Beltazar April 20, 2018

safety pullout

When a guy has to "pull out" prior to cuming, so that he doesn't impregnate his female lover.

Dude, I had to do a Safety Pullout last night because I forgot. Rubber...

by LTCFA November 25, 2017