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Riverdale Fan

Someone who has a deeply disturbing love for the poorly written television series “Riverdale”.

Generally Riverdale fans are either:

1) horny, lonely teenagers who utilize the show’s toxic and unrealistic romantic relationships as a form of mental masturbation

2) bored housewives who drink too much and are sexually unfulfilled by their husbands

The entire fandom actively enjoys gossiping, bullying, harassing not only each other, but every person who has anything to do with the series (Cast, Writers, Producers, Crew, Relatives/Friends of cast, and so on).

They are truly the lowest of the low, and some of the worst people you may ever encounter in your life. Hard to say what is worse—the fans, or the show.
“The Riverdale fans are a having shipping wars in the comment section again”

“I went on a date with this girl who ended up being a Riverdale fan, when I saw the Cole Sprouse tattoo I knew it was over”
by KaraZor-El1998 January 9, 2022
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Ridgeville River

A small stream (officially titled "French Creek") that runs through North Ridgeville, Ohio. Affectionately named so by the local residents.
A week without rain and the Ridgeville River completely dries up!
by Shwange August 25, 2007
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Hipolito Rivera Jr.

Like a good mystery novel, you never know whats going to happen next.
Hipolitos are misunderstood and may mess things up and make really stupid mistakes. they WILL piss you off!! but will always make up for it if they really want to. they can be a 2 faced prick or the sweetest man alive.
if your dating a hipolito rivera junior your definately NOT a gold digger.
He owns a oldtimer car, but cant drive it, cuz it never works
They may have the name junior, but they're anything but that- hipolito rivera juniors have HUGE MASSIVE COCKS an lucious lips! they are hard working, in EVERY aspect you can imagine. they need lots of TLC from there partners an give it back 150% overall most amazing guys EVER
What can i say Hipolito will always be Hipolito Rivera Jr.
by MinnieMouse12 May 18, 2010
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mississippi river horse piss

Budweiser beer. The king of fag beers

In Colorado, we drink REAL BEER, not Mississippi River Horse Piss
by F550 Powerstroke March 20, 2014
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quiver river

When she orgasmed her quiver river flowed with the intensity of the Nile!
by Swan55 November 15, 2014
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Chocolate River

Whenever anal occurs & the one recieving has to take a shit, and as soon as penis is removed a mixture of semen & shit flow at a rapid rate out of their ass
After I pulled out I saw the chocolate river
by AbcQ123 February 12, 2015
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Green river high school

A fake ass school with fake ass relationships and friends. The teachers don’t do anything. Everyone’s about reputation and half the school does drugs and has herpes
by Okeydookie December 18, 2017
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