Put your head in the salad

-verb

1. Another way of saying "Cool off" or "Calm down".

2. The violent act of thrusting one's forehead into the salad infront of them in an attempt to calm themselves.

Jemaine! She's outta your league! Put your head in the salad!

by The Zissou Society October 12, 2009

Put the jack on the queen

When the male first encounters intercourse with a female. He puts his dick in her vagina, doing all the work.

Dude, did you put the jack on the queen last night?

by Sexy kittens July 30, 2010

put the wrong thing in the wrong hole

When one really fucks up

Shit, put the wrong thing in the wrong hole.

by NES Taker 2016 December 19, 2016

Put the new 4gs on the jeep

It means do you have a big butt. When you ask someone if they "put the new 4gs on the jeep", you're asking if they got that cake.

Person 1: Hey l, did you put the new 4gs on the jeep?
Person 2: Hell yea!

by UrMomLovesMe❤️ April 16, 2023

put your name on the doted line

to get get married to someone

i wanna put my name on the doted line

by me February 26, 2005

Put It In The Pushke

A euphemism for having intercourse, usually used by a person of Jewish descent.

Shlomo: Miriam is such a whore

Mordecai: What makes you say that?

Shlomo: After drinking only two cups of Manischewitz she let me put it in the Pushke

by hpence9 July 18, 2010

let me put a one on that

when you want anyone to know who is top dog...or who has the biggest penis..

you walk up to a group of guys who are talking about anything and you interrupt them and say "let me put a one on that" and whip it out

by taylor garrett May 4, 2007