Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?

Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up

pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017

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Pussy Run-off

An overwhelming excess of females, providing sexual attention towards an overtly attractive male. This one-to-many ratio results in several unattended females, creating an overflow or “run-off” effect. This pussy run-off is then collected by the inital target’s less attractive male friends and colleagues.

Justin Timberlake has way too much tail chasing him around. I wish I could be there to clean up his pussy run-off.

Pussy Run-off by SS-Chi-town August 11, 2018

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pussy dehumidifier

A man who clearly is barking up the wrong tree when it comes to women. He makes girls drier than the Sahara. Women do not like him and will do all things possible to avoid him out of fear that their snatches will wither away upon catching sight of him. Great wingman if you are already in a relationship and do not want to be tempted to cheat.

Nick: Uhh, why are you wearing a sweatshirt with snakeskin cowboy boots and a colorful plaid shirt??
Ryan: Because it looks good!
Nick: Bro, you're a total pussy dehumidifier

Caroline: *sees Ryan* OH GOD!! *her offset vagina evaporates within seconds*

pussy dehumidifier by himomandbrad December 2, 2014

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Pussy Parade

A pussy parade is the opposite of sex slump. It’s when a guy is just crushing it with the ladies. One girl after another. Often times this happens after a breakup and I guy is playing the field. It also can occur after a slumpbuster.

Ever since Mike broke up with Lindsay, he’s been on a pussy parade. One chick after another. He’s unstoppable. That slumpbuster really worked!

Pussy Parade by GMMN2018 November 8, 2018

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