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BITCH PLEASE

Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.
Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.
by DAKRU January 2, 2009
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crowd pleaser

person A: i was with that girl last night
person B: did u give her the f'in crowd pleaser or what?
person A: oh fo sho!!! she loved it....immaculate
by immaculation January 7, 2006
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The Pleasure Zone

You call that an acting career?
"ITS THE PLEASAAA ZOOONNNEEE!!!!" - what a fag.
by Negger July 31, 2004
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delicious pleasure

A pleasure so mind numbingly, body shaking-ly, Nerve firing-ly amazing that all orifices on your body ejaculate at once. This is a phenomenon usually seen by a masturbatrix. Or a skanky white girl who has her hymen shattered by a well hung black man.
"yo yo i totally gave it to that skanky white girl last night, courtney."

"ya, was she so stretched that she couldnt walk"

"well, ill tell u this much, her vagina was makin more noise than her mouth"

"wow, what did it say?"

"it said if i dont give it delicious pleasure again, it was gonna rape my empty eyesockets after a group of woodland creatures tore out my eyeballs and peed in my eye cavities"

"Thats straight up kinky nigga."
by Des 'wayne orangejello October 27, 2008
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Please advise

A term often used by the less educated when complaining in order to add emphasis and terror to a normally minor issue. Typically used to boost the complainants self esteem for their lack of education when it comes to reading and writing.
“Hi I ordered 2 ov these and onli got 1 I not happy please advise
by Tonytwotins September 26, 2021
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PleaseBro

A man who tries to pick up on girls by only catering to them. He will do anything to please them and never gets laid. He will even take the girls side when she is in an argument with a homey (and he doesn't even know the bitch).
Guy 1: No, e=mc2 . Its been proven, you're wrong.
Random Girl: No, you can't calculate the speed of light.
Guy 2: Actually what the girl says is true. You can't calculate the speed of light. Also can I get you another drink girl?
Guy 1: Please bro, don't be a PleaseBro...
by MidNiteTok3r April 9, 2009
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pleasure

Something that happens to you rarely when u get lucky...

Sometimes...

Maybe...
Ur mom got pleasure from me
by #Urmomzrgay January 5, 2019
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