Pit of Pudding

When you fuck the almighty Rachel and your dick gets stuck in her nasty pussy juice.

Oh shit, my dick is stuck in the pit of pudding!

by The Whole Foods Club May 13, 2016

Peach pit

When a man is so cold and your ball sack shrivels up it resembles a peach pit

My balls shrunk this peach pit is killing me

by Presidential973 June 18, 2024

pitting

Discussing things of a personal nature while sitting around a firepit late at night that cannot be shared with those not around the pit.

‘I know some good gossip about Sue but I found out while I was pitting last weekend, so I can’t tell you.’

by Ann McNavig August 10, 2025

snot in the pit

The leftover mucus after one sneezes into another's butthole

Alex has some really weird fucked up kinks, like snot in the pit. We don't talk anymore

by Goku No Piccolo June 25, 2017

MASTER's pit

A pit with a magic barrier/ force field making it impossible to teleport in or out of, or use magic inside of. The only person able to teleport in or out is MASTER. The pit is 3957 miles deep (1 mile from the earths core). This pit can only be controlled by MASTER. It can fill with lava and kill whoever is inside, or water for a refreshing hot tub. The only way to enter is to ask MASTER. Then the only way to survive the fall is to dive head first. The pit also doubles as a bunker and weapons facility. No weapons are permitted unless MASTER says so.

i'm gonna dive into the MASTER's pit.

by MASTER's Definitions September 22, 2020

Make a mud pit in my pud mitt

When you take a shit in your hand and jack off with the wet turd..

Got so Randy last night watching the debate that I had to make a mud pit in my pud mitt..

by Klankneptune February 12, 2024

pit stop

The act of stopping to curb-stomp someone while on your way to a John Lennon concert.
This act may or may not be lethal, though it is usually not.

Person 1: "Hey did you see that crazy guy on the news last night, the one that curb-stomped someone."
Person 2: "Yeah that was me, totally pit stopped that mofo. The Lennon concert was pretty good though."

by 50UP13 November 22, 2021