cell phone lean

The movement done by someone driving a car, leaning the head and upper body far to the right and down while talking, illegally, on his cell phone in the mistaken hope that no one can see him.
This movement can be difficult, causing the driver to operate the vehicle much slower than the posted speed limit and to weave out of his lane.

Can be confused with the "gansta lean," which goes to the left and is legal.

"Pass this guy at the next light, he's doing the cell phone lean."

by mocha baby April 3, 2008

shoe phone

Noun that describes one's lack of a cellphone & needs to use a land line.

Maureen: "Hey, Tracey wants to get a hold of you. What do I tell her?"

Me: "Yeah, well tell her I'll call her from my shoe phone."

by krischicki June 13, 2008

poop phone

When your phone is dropped in the toilet after taking a shit and the phone is still operable.

Somebody called me while I was drunk on the toilet after taking a shit. Needless to say, I fumbled it and it's now a poop phone.

by starlux March 6, 2009

gay phone bitch

A gay man of whatever age, personality, and description, who subscribes to a telephone service the purpose of which is to encourage "live hook-ups," but who, when responding to those interested in getting together, wants nothing more than phone sex.

"Hey, man. Thanks for getting back to me. Just kicking back naked in my bed jackin' it. I am from NYC, but I'm vacationing with my relatives in Philly, and I am so hard, babe, let's bang it out hard and dirty over the phone. I wanna be your gay phone bitch."

by cooperbcp August 13, 2009

ASCOM PHONE

A crappy cordless phone used in the hospital setting given to staff to communicate with each other and other departments. It is very expensive, loses signal frequently, has an extremely short battery life, drops calls and is always static-y. You can never understand a full conservation when on an Ascom phone.

An ER doctor ripped the pharmacy staff new assholes when the ASCOM PHONE hung up on the doctor while he was trying to give a heparin order

by Dollie Pop November 24, 2011

Stupid-Smart Phone

A hi-tech "smart" phone that annoys the hell out of its owner due to regular glitches, poor service, and other shortcomings in its craftsmanship.

"My iPhone 4 just sent out a "Goodnight, I love you babe" mass text to everybody on my contacts list even though i only selected my girlfriend as the recipient. Stupid-smart phone.

I now rely on the stars when traveling, instead of my GPS app, stupid-smart phone"

by Dylan684 September 7, 2010

Go shove an i-phone in your burka

This phrase is commonly used in response to some one who suspiciously claims claims they have done it all and seen before you. When in reality they probably haven't.

You-"Today I saw the most amazing thing in my life! it was this cage fight between a rabbit against this massive raptor!"

Group-"OOOOOOOOHHH AAAAAHHH"

Some person-"Oh I have seen that a thousand times before!"

You- "Go shove an i-phone in your burka"

by trqqd May 24, 2011