It’s not regular bullshit like when your food is delivered an hour late or your package you ordered shows up a week later. Perfect bullshit goes something like when you are putting on your socks standing up, lose your balance and end up hobbling close to the unflushed toilet accidentally placing your foot in shit water after getting on your second sock on while having your car key fall out of your pocket and directly into the floor vent out of reach and out of sight.
“I failed my final college exam today due to extreme ADD because a junkie stole my adderall last week and the doctor refused to refill my prescription until the refill date, this week was perfect bullshit!”
by Nemo Of The Void September 16, 2020
Get the Perfect bullshitmug. Perfection through adorableness. It is the imperfections that cause the adorable-ness and thus, the perfection.
by idivisnoifnv June 11, 2015
Get the Adorable Perfectionmug. The moment when you realize you're being asked to do something improper.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
Communication, implied or otherwise, that invites your participation to conspire in something unlawful and/or distasteful for a mutual benefit (quid pro quo) to involved parties.
by Jay$ Meow Meow-Rawrr VII January 24, 2020
Get the Perfect Callmug. A couple (two people in a relationship) that is ultimately perfect and without flaw. A perfect couple are two people that love each other very much and support each other in everything they do. Even if relationships can be hard sometimes they still make it through and will always love each other.
Person 1: Wow, Kali and Neil are so amazing!
Person 2: I know right! They're the perfect couple. They are so cute together.
Person 1: I know I wish I had a relationship like that!
Person 2: I know right! They're the perfect couple. They are so cute together.
Person 1: I know I wish I had a relationship like that!
by TheCanadianHudson February 8, 2019
Get the Perfect couplemug. Incredibly perfect is what you would call someone so smart, beautiful, sweet, kind, caring, helpful, genuine, loyal, intelligent, honest, pretty, cute, adorable, amazing, interesting, cool, funny, strong, tall, pretty smile, cute eyes, cute face, best hugger, Gorgeous, insanely beautiful, magestic, respectful and friendly which coincidently defines my boyfriend!
by Forevergore November 5, 2022
Get the incredibly perfectmug. A male-only auto-erotic sexual act wherein an individual laying on his back urinates in an arc, directly into his own mouth. Not to be confused with a Partial Rainbow, in which the individual need only hit anywhere within the facial region.
Ben: I was home watching Orange is The New Black last night when I got bored and did a perfect rainbow. Didn't spill a drop.
Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
Jose: Damn man, you're sick in the head.
by Don's Johnson October 26, 2017
Get the perfect rainbowmug. The perfect ending is the Final step in a mens Life, it is Death.
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:
-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)
But not any Death. Death by Speed, high speed in a Car Or Motorcycle.
Example:
-Paul Walker
-Jax (Sons of Anarchy)
by Hoja2 March 6, 2023
Get the The perfect endingmug.