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ketchup packet

The act of having intercourse with a woman who is menstruating , while both partners are in a plastic bag, so that blood pools at the bottom of the bag. The blood filled bag is afterwards referred to as the "ketchup packet"
Guy 1 "Last night i totally did a ketchup packet with your mom and then hit your dad in the face with it"

Guy 2 "FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!"
by bujo March 29, 2007
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wooden pickle

A pickle made of wood. Much like the one that George Washington owned.
George Washington bit into his wooden pickle and broke his teeth, and the rest is history.
by Master Queef, Esq. November 8, 2010
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packed

1) To hit an object with great force.

2) To be hit by an object with great force.
1) I was playin' soccer the other day, and Harry kicked the ball and packed me in the face with it!

2) I got pissed and packed the dodgeball in his direction.
by NarooN December 10, 2009
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Packer

Private school, not any less diverse than any other brooklyn private schools.

potheads
potheads
sometimes cokeheads (rich bored girls trying to be cool)
too much money, students spend time excessively studying with costly private tutors ect... and then excessively getting fucked up (except the dorks who just stare at their required lab top screens and never learn what the word social means)

teachers suck, work load's hard

potheads

students throw good parties though

and find good weed
most end up realizing life does exist after high school
and it's much better out of the grasp of its strict administration that never ceases to favor the squash and tennis kids who pay full tuition.

positives:
the {art} teachers are cool.
very liberal environment

people leave pretty smart (except the 50% of kids who cheat there way through in order not fail out)
guy: yo did you go to that packer party?
other guy: yeahhh it got busted, but they just threw money at the firemen, so the firemen started drinking with them.
by PERSON12121212121 May 4, 2009
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packers

A team that Vikings, Bears and Lions fans claim "lives in the past". Let's face it, the only reason you guys don't brag about your past is because you know it's not as good as ours. 12x champs, have fun trying to catch up.
Vikings and fans are jealous of the Packers success, and the fact that Favre owns any player to ever wear one of their teams' jerseys. Lions fans usually aren't as bad though.
by Johnny D in MKE August 17, 2006
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Packerstani

A citizen of Packerstan (Wisconsin) who usually can't find a job up there so they have to move to or work in Illinois to survive.
That damn Packerstani just cut me off! They need to get the hell out of Illinois and go back to driving in their pastures!
by Big Daddy Vistalite February 15, 2006
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fudge packer

1) someone who works at a chocolate factory packing fudge into boxes.
2) a homosexual male who would love to ram your shit in the wrong direction with his dick; one who sticks things in the out hole.
1) Before Liberace became a world-famous fudge packer idol, he worked at Hershey's Chocolate world as a fudge packer and rode the hershey highway to work every day.
2) Hey! What are you doing? Stop trying to pull my pants down from behind! Wait, what just poked my ass? Was that a flashlight in your pocket or...wait a minute...that's sick, you fucking fudge packer!!!
by Nick D March 19, 2003
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