Michael was uncircumcised, he made out with Stephanie, she unzipped his pants and saw his sliding turtle.
by barbiewantanabie April 2, 2019
Get the Sliding Turtlemug. by Tethyseternal September 12, 2021
Get the slidemug. by National Holiday board November 21, 2024
Get the ''National Slide tackle the short friend day''mug. The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
by SeyekoCorpse August 5, 2022
Get the The Sliding X Positionmug. A type of AI used often on 4chan, especially /pol/ to make someone who is unfamiliar with token manipulation think a real, yet shitty person is endless digesting and inappropriately bashing your opinion or statement in order to draw ire or to draw the surrounding audience's opinions strategically for a client's interests.
Person"I think generic candidate A is preferable to generic candidate B."
Bot"Are you mentally ill? Why don't you and candidate A go candidate A's race and kys beta cuck."
Person"This is weird, I think a mod activated a slide ai, <I'M DROPPING IT>."
Bot "Why dont you debate me or are you just a bot you fucking shill, obviously." (bait)
Person2 "I dont who is more believable but I sure love drama if scripted reality tv is any indication. Ban hammer the apparent witch!"
Person/witch "I tried to help you!" b&
Bot"Are you mentally ill? Why don't you and candidate A go candidate A's race and kys beta cuck."
Person"This is weird, I think a mod activated a slide ai, <I'M DROPPING IT>."
Bot "Why dont you debate me or are you just a bot you fucking shill, obviously." (bait)
Person2 "I dont who is more believable but I sure love drama if scripted reality tv is any indication. Ban hammer the apparent witch!"
Person/witch "I tried to help you!" b&
by pimpmastahanhduece October 8, 2020
Get the slide aimug. “Bro, did you see John on 295?”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
“Yeah man, he was hitting the NJ slide while cutting it up in traffic.”
by therealnq October 28, 2023
Get the NJ Slidemug. Guy stands on a slippery surface behind a girl. Girl bends over and the guy slips then slides into her pussy
by Transamjoe April 28, 2014
Get the alaskan slip n slidemug.