Uncle Ray: I'm going to the coffee clutch and I hope my dirty pot licker nephew Joe doesn't show up.
by jimmybomm January 17, 2023
by longBALLS3 March 07, 2021
The psychological state of someone who cares too much for their own vanity and fears being rejected by someone they want to go out on a date with, so never actually asking them out.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
They prefer to live with the security of knowing "what might have been," even if that security means they will live out the rest of their data eating pot noodles, wanking and crying.
Did you hear about that bloke who fancied that girl and never asked her out? He had a severe case of Pot Noodle Psychosis.
by pixelfingers February 22, 2016
by farch June 21, 2009
by Fonky facts dealer August 17, 2019
She's pots for jug handles
by bigfemur October 17, 2020
"Good morning everyone"
Georgina, a pot stirrer extraordinaire
"WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT IT. What you know about mornings, huh? Little rise and shinin bitch"
Georgina, a pot stirrer extraordinaire
"WHATS SO GOOD ABOUT IT. What you know about mornings, huh? Little rise and shinin bitch"
by @DEFAULT December 11, 2019