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lil john

A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.

YEAH,WHAT, and OK
me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT
by SO DEF June 11, 2009
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John Blaze

Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)
The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door

"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"
by Dat Nicca D May 7, 2007
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John Matrix

An invincible action hero who specializes in kicking ass while tossing out hilarious jokes at the same time. Originated in the 1980's in the film Commando.
He has been called the John Matrix of his day.
by mambaman711 January 3, 2010
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pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.
1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.
by Davetheman September 16, 2008
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John Dough

A man who is really loaded, aka Johnny Cash, Eddie Money, Dough Boy, Pillsbury. Opposite of Owen Cash.
THUGLY: Why are we following this guy?

MUGLY: We're gonna rob him.

THUGLY: What, is he Johnny Paycheck?

MUGLY: No, he aint some guy who just got paid, in fact, he doesn't even have a job.

THUGLY: So, why would we try to rob some Owen Cash guy?

MUGLY: Because he aint no "Owen Cash", he's "John Dough" -- he's filthy rich. We're gonna jump him, take him to the ATM, and rob him.

John Dough walks to his car. Thugly & Mugly jump out to attack. Floodlights turn on, BullMastiffs come running, and John Dough WresponKiBo's the two idiots. Soon the BullMastiffs have their mouths over the assailants faces, and two armed bodyguards show up.

BG #1: Should I call the police, sir?

John Dough: (holds up cell phone) I already did William.
by Mugly Majors November 22, 2006
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John Candy

A great big, huge fat white line, guarenteed to bring a grin to your face.
"Hey Gumbo, I've lined up loads of John Candy's - come and get yours"
by Shoft-Cock October 9, 2011
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john beale

a fake name used when you are in trouble.

a huge person

reason why you get stuck in the halls//stairs

the reason why people live..
cop- kid i need your name and address!

kid-uhhh john beale, 2 wintercorn place...
by John Beale November 11, 2007
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