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hug job

A normal hug, but called a "hug job" in order to make the other person feel awkward
Dude, come here and give me a big hug job!
by laurkim June 1, 2010
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look job

When you catch a girl that doesn't put out, but will give you an act of glancing or giving a long stare at your twig and berries.
Dude, i tried to get her to suck me off, but she just gave me a look job.
by Johnnyo October 10, 2007
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slayer job

Referring to the popular game Halo 3, this is possibly the most enjoyable experience a man can have. A slayer job is a blow job while playing a match of Halo, specifically a Slayer match.
"Yo greg bryan got a slayer job"

"lucky. were just playin halo by ourselves like fags. some sausage fest this is"
by asdfasdfs February 23, 2009
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Sandwich Job

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.

requires:

two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! spread it on.
by andrewtz August 17, 2010
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point job

To point at a target with one's index finger in a mocking gesture while simulating jerkin' off with the other hand and making orgasmic faces and grunts (Typically done when intoxicated) Abbreviation: "pj" Plural: "pjs"
As we walked by some tools we passed on the street, we gave a couple of point jobs to let em know what we thought of them.
by Chet Liedl December 19, 2003
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Flash Job

A hand job given with a rave glove while a strobe light is shining on your shlong, with the song "Flashing lights- Kanye west" playing
Bro, last night at the party that slut i was with all night gave me a flash job.

this one time during a flash job, i spouged all over her gloves
by oqueefe November 5, 2011
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blow job

What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.
by Lyra April 16, 2006
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