Johnny wants the jet

When someone gives you a lowball offer for something, but you want it all.

Pepsi: "We offer you 1 million dollars to settle this case."

Me: "Johnny wants the jet."

Pepsi: "*Sigh*, alright"

by Tash_Fin November 25, 2022

Engineer Johnny

When something engineered is so stupid, it doesn't make sense

Only Engineer Johnny could make something So stupid

by bsk$$$ December 2, 2020

Johnny Pizza

A fortnite skin from 2019 known for having a larger ass than all other male skins

I just got the Johnny Pizza skin, it's got me drooling in every match

by hamburger man 146y710235701245 June 8, 2023

Johnny

A Grown Man who Grinds 24/7/365 for success. He is the Rizz man, Rich, Perfect Body Built, More Sociable then any Celebrity/person on earth, but also a silent calm person. He masters any skill, He’s gentle hearted to nature & Homeless People by giving them cash. He gets A+ grades in all courses in his education Engineering.

Johnny is Different, Every female love talking to him, they can talk to him all day long & on.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Johnny

A man who’s the Most intelligent, Deep Thinker, Thinks outside the box space sky, he’s thinks everything in life & after death & end of the world. Has Zero Intrusive thoughts because he’s built different & deserves to live Great.

Johnny is not a lame name anymore, Johnny yes papa, The world will know his Name for something greater & above average.

by Unknown8244 August 9, 2023

Johnny

A fairly nice person who only ever plays Monster Hunter and watches Community.

"Hey, wanna go see if Johnny can join us today?"
"Nah man, he's probably playing Monster Hunter and watching Community"

by Azhidal November 16, 2020

Johnnies

An irish slang word for condoms

Person 1: "You using Johnnies, are ya?"
Person 2: "Ay,"

by Smol_Baain August 23, 2022