When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year
by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024
Get the Mickey Mouse championship mug.When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.
This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.
This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.
"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"
"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"
"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"
by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025
Get the Taiwanese mouse trap mug.(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.
I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *
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Get the mouse-flossing mug.Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
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Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"
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Get the Mouse mug.That cute little mouse friend from your local classy af book store you see while sipping drinks and enjoying time with your soul mate.
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