Mickey Mouse championship

When you’re in the championship for fantasy and your team decides to play like shit when you beat them both times that year

Duerr vs Stanbery 2024 was a Mickey Mouse championship for Duerr

by Hot Chubb time machine December 29, 2024

Taiwanese mouse trap

When a female participant ties up their significant other (male), chains their wrists to a headboard, and proceeds to give them a handjob and stopping right before they ejaculate.

This also falls under the BDSM/sexual torture umbrella.

"Why did John look so tired at work today..?"

"I heard his wife caught him in the Taiwanese mouse trap"

by Cornerbacking November 26, 2025

mouse-flossing

(v): To use some object (notecard, toothpick, paperclip) to clean that weird, greasy gunk that builds up in the little cracks of your computer mouse.

I haven't mouse-flossed in months, and then I looked and saw all sorts of nast. * folds up a piece of paper and starts mouse-flossing *

by Mystakaphoros October 9, 2013

Mouse

A small toy that you can stick your dick in.

Dude 1"Dude, I found this mouse, what do I do with it?"
Dude 2"Dude, you stick your dick in it."
Dude 1"Wouldn't that kill..."
Dude 2"STICK YOUR DICK IN IT!"

by Plunger Lover August 28, 2019

book mouse

That cute little mouse friend from your local classy af book store you see while sipping drinks and enjoying time with your soul mate.

Fievel is the cutest book mouse in the whole world! ❤

by MattyWegs February 23, 2021

Mouse CPL

Mouse couple. A couple that consists of only dwarves or midgets.

Hey man, do you see that "Mouse cpl" mouse couple over there?

by xximoria March 30, 2020

braiding the mouse

Oral sex euphemism for someone with long pubic hair

After I was done braiding the mouse I had the short and curlies in my denties for hours

by GristleMittens March 5, 2025