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Mormon Hangover

When you go to a church dance with all your Mormon friends and the next day you wake up with a headache, you legs are sore from all the line dancing and you can't remember the names of all the people you danced with.
Man, I just woke up with the worst mormon hangover!!
by Penetration statio September 19, 2017
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Moron

A person so stupid that they climb over a glass wall to see whats on the other side. Another example is a person that cant wrap their head around the fact to not be stupid.
Man 1: My god man stop jumping off crap you moron
Man 2: But I need to beat the world record of jumping off an object... The Grand Canyon.
by apersonhuman February 27, 2018
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moronied

The word you use when "fucked" isn't enough to describe your drunken state. Most commonly used by people with the last name "Moroney" but can also be used by people with the last name "Johnston" "Whiteley" "Pearson" or "Lacey".
Main drinking source = Smirnoff or Coors Light
My sesh was brilliant, Dave got absolutely Moronied!
by MoroneyJunior June 8, 2018
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Moron

The word scientists forgot to add along with protons, electrons and neutrons, that describes how complete and utterly stupid someone is.
Me: Hey Connor want to go to the park later?
Connor: I didn't know we had a park.

Me: Connor, we've had it forever, its a block away from us.
Connor: Wow God really does exist,

Me: You know, scientists managed to discover electrons, protons and neutrons, but there is one they forgot.
Connor: What?
Me: MORONS.
by Sans_Skeleton477 June 11, 2018
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Mordonia

It's a weard as fuck place where the best people ever get together and enjoy each others company. You can find wild great people on Mordonia- from a Fanceh Fance to Simply Siph. Yeah Mordonia will leave you speachless. Mordonia is an accepting community, ready to embrace your differences!
OH SHIT MORDONIA IS THE BEST PLACE EVER

NO ONE LIKES ME I BETTER JOIN MORDONIA
by Vibrant Vexa June 13, 2018
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Moron

A stupid person.
Alternatively, a word used to describe Lauren Hutchinson.
Stop being a moron.
by Anonymouse Cat Bobs June 23, 2018
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Mormon slide

When you believe god is watching, insert your penis into the vagina and sit perfectly still, no kissing or anything.
Hey man I gave her the Mormon slide last night

“Isn’t that a sin?”
“Only if you move.”
by Eat that pu557 September 5, 2018
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