mexican velcro

A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.

While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.

by gamoson May 4, 2013

Mexican rice

Rice from mexico

Wow Im hungry. Might as well have some Mexican rice

by SomeIdiotWhoWasBornOnceOrNotFu September 11, 2021

Mexican Seabreeze

A sexual act in which one partner requests to have a 1:1 mix of hot sauce and icy hot shoved up their ass, either via a plunger or turkey baster

"When you go to the store can you get more Tabasco, icy hot, and a hemorrhoid pillow? Billy gave me a Mexican seabreeze last night and now I can't sit comfortably."

by Worshy-c September 2, 2019

Mexican revolver

When u cum on 5 Mexican women one at a time

Yo they let me pull a Mexican revolver twice

by Namelessgamer February 15, 2021

mexican oreo

when you take a girl out for mexican food then proceed to take her home and have anal sex which forces you to cum and her to shit herself.

Hey bro, i took yolanda to El Torrito then we went back to her place and made a mexican oreo.

by bigbuttchugger69 May 25, 2016

Mexican jet

That jet-fast, burning, fiery sensation in your asshole when you're taking a dump the morning after eating a hot Mexican meal.

- I really liked that new Mexican joint last night.

- Me, too. I feel a Mexican jet coming on, though. Those damn jalapenos, phoo-ee.

by vadissimo October 22, 2008

Mexican rehab

A toxin cleanse consisting of Tex-Mex food, typically consumed after bouts of binge drinking.

Waking up from a night of tequila indulgence, Jorge needed Mexican rehab to shake a nasty hangover.

by badmonkey13121 February 20, 2011