robbie malone

The biggest simp of all the simps, will travel hundreds of miles just to see a girl, in need of a good battering

Pals- “robbie you coming out”
Robbie malone- “nah I’m going to a different country to see maisie”

by RyanMurray51 July 28, 2020

The Melandri

A sloth like lady who generally comes from Russi but migrates to Paris. Known for the large eating capacity of pasta and kinder surprises, they are often known to leave cupboards open and play golf for large periods whilst using the toilet

How long does it take to use the bathroom? “The must be doing the Melandri”

by The cdawg October 23, 2020

Hoe malone

When the slut says she’s home along

She’s hoe malone

by Ispamwalls January 8, 2021

Joe Melanie

Dancer and influencer
Born 30th may 2006

I am joe Melanie.

by anonymous January 21, 2021

Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021

jaxson maloney

A hot mother fuck from Tampa Florida that don’t give a duck that gets all the girls and always will also he gots abs and will also keep a girl by his side and be loyal even if he jokes that he’s not. Lastly he is very hipper at school.

Jaxson Maloney needs to get a life

by Jaxson Maloney December 1, 2021

Tanner Malone

Basically John McClane in Soace. An absolute feral boy when put into a corner. A real rapscallion

I gotta study for the Test! I don’t want to end up like Tanner Malone

by Alfygonzales December 5, 2021