meat-thief 

One who tries to suck the penis of a sleeping male.

While Fred was sleeping last night Todd tried to suck his penis. Todd is a real meat-thief.

meat-thief by Freakshow1975 June 18, 2007

meat clam 

Tight pussy. Especially providing intense gripping pleasure to the male sexual organ.

Lebron: Did you get some cuddy last night?!

Dwayne: Hell yeah! That meat clam was the shit!

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meat clam by j&y July 13, 2011

Meat Girls 

A sexual fetish genre where "chubby" female bodies are mutilated, violated, and consumed. Almost solely on situations of rape, abduction, Domination.

It was after I realized that I could fuck that decapitated girl's neck, I knew....I was into meat girls.

Meat Girls by SinicalBill March 30, 2017

meat thief 

(v.) to take the virginity of a male under 13. Only applied to females.

She is being a meat thief again.

meat thief by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

meat and two bean combo 

A man's genitalia referring to his package and sack.

I hit her with the meat and two bean combo.

meat and two bean combo by SpokaneDeezy January 17, 2008

Meat High 

The state of being achieved attained from eating copious amounts of red meat. Symptoms may include, a severe case of giggles, blurry vision, fever dreams and painful bowel movements. beef is usually th best for this kind of high.

A: "Man, I can't stop laughing at the funny looking painting after I had a roast ham!"

B: "Sounds like someone's on a meat high"

A: "HAHA! YOU HAVE A BEARD!"

Meat High by Skottelgoed88 September 17, 2009

Meat Crack 

Another name for a vagina. It looks like a crack full of meat.a

Hey, look at that meat crack. I bet it would be great with some Au Jus sauce.

Meat Crack by theCHAINSAWED January 27, 2010