The Yellow Clean Machine

After taking a huge dump in which there are a boatload of streak marks remaining, and a regular bowl and brush set just won't cut it. One let's out a piss stream that will eventually kill the residue off. Think of it as a pressure washer coming out of your urethra.

If, indeed, this does not relieve the toilet of the excrement, then you've got yourself a real problem.

Kevin: Hey man, how did you get those horrible streak marks out of that toilet last night??

Grinnel: It was tough, but I had to use the Yellow Clean Machine.

by Grinnel March 5, 2008

The Candy Machine

shove candy up a girls vagina (peferably unwrapped) and try to eat it all out

Colten: My sweet tooth is acting up but im horny as shit
Mary: what should we do
Colten: what saw we do the candy machine
Mary: im down

by rangle frangle September 12, 2009

Green Mean Drinking Machine

Someone who drinks monster bombs

He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

by Lucille Ballz January 20, 2011

slovenian sex machine

Now this ones goes back generations. A Slovenian Sex Machine is a middle aged man (preferably Hispanic) who adopts a lifestyle of sleeping with Slovenian mothers and then grilling their Slovenian children for a quick midnight feast. Those who attempt this ritual should do it at night time to stop the detection of the the Daddy’s

Daddy: Shamima, why is there smoke coming from the garden?

Shamima: I don’t know let me check...

*sees their two healthy Slovenian children on a medium heat above a fire on a spit. They appear to be medium rare, just the way Daddy likes it*

Shamima: DAMMIT!! It was my Slovenian Sex Machine again!! CURSE YOUUUUU

by BigButchLesbo March 22, 2019

Ice cream machine

The sexual act of a male squatting over their partner’s face. Their partner when ready will proceed to pull down on the male’s penis like a lever, giving the male the signal to shit in their mouth

Steven: she finally let me do the ice cream machine!!
Bill: the fucks that?

by Pervyclown69 April 8, 2021

cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

slot machine

To drop a whole bunch of coins on the floor of a public place.

The woman suffered much embarassment when she slot machined at the front counter of the Starbucks while paying for her latte.

by Chris Ernest Hall September 14, 2005