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retail lunch

its when you can't have a peaceful lunch, and instead you have an anxiety filled lunch, because you have to watch the store and there's no one else to watch it for you either because its busy or you're alone that day and you have to stop eating every time a customer walks up to your store.
"Oh sh** I'm hungry, please don't let there be too many customers during my retail lunch" 😞
by Young talk September 2, 2020
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Lunch Pale

Brooke loves to stuff meatballs into her lunch pale on school trips.
by brookie_cookie June 1, 2017
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Laptop Lunch

Lunch at the workplace in front of your computer screen. Doing this doesn't normally mean one is able to maintain regular production levels, but in fact, is accompanied by browsing on websites that are considered social in nature, or the "oddspot" section of your regular news source.
Johnny: "Hey, you coming out for lunch today Pete?"
Pete: "Nah mate, i think I am just going to take a laptop lunch today, I'm busting my balls with this deadline."
by Postcolonialboy February 19, 2012
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Toddler Lunch

A chaotic, strangely endearing meal that looks like it was curated by a tiny drunk person with no concept of food groups. Typically includes 3–7 unrelated items such as four Goldfish crackers, half a string cheese, two grapes (one already bitten), a cold hot dog, a pancake with no syrup, and something suspiciously wet. Bonus points if it’s served on a plastic plate shaped like a dinosaur or unicorn.
I forgot to pack lunch so I just raided the fridge and now I’m eating a full toddler lunch at my desk like a gremlin.”
by Biofuel-Et April 22, 2025
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Lunch Leg

The act of bouncing your leg up and down while seated thus looking like a teenage boy in the school cafeteria.
Look at Steve. He’s making the couch shake with that lunch leg.
by ESE Diva October 10, 2019
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Parkmore Lunch

A period of time totaling and hour and a half
"What time will you get here?"
"I'll be there in a Parkmore lunch"
by Cmacoriginal October 12, 2021
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bumper lunch

To become intangled in the underside of a moving vehicle . Usually as a cyclist
You'll end up bumper lunch if you don't stop at intersections
by Struggle10 July 21, 2021
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