Locked and loaded

A guy with his trouser snake poking skyward, ready to have bareback sex

Girl 1: Anna have you seen this locked and loaded specimen by the front door of the club?

Anna: yes he looks like a dork too. Let's go to another bar.

by Sexydimma October 04, 2024

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Trap load

When a person shits in a toilet and speckles the inside of the bowl

Dude, did you see dunny shot a trap load in the toilet in the break room?

by #3OrDie May 09, 2025

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Trap Load

When your girl sabatages the condom and you shoot through the tip.

My thottie hit me with a trap load.

by md and the kdawg December 12, 2015

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Unexpected Load

When a man is under the belief that he is having protected sex with a female, only to find he is wrong.

Did you here about Steve?

Yeah, his "Unexpected Load" is due in about 9 months.

OR

He thought I was on the pill.

Jesus Kathy, that's a hell of an "Unexpected Load" to explain to poor Steve.

by holymarymotherofdeath November 20, 2011

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loaded out the caboose

1) A way of saying someone is 'loaded out the butt'.

2) rich, wealthy, well-to-do, high net worth.

rich, wealthy, high net worth, upwardly mobile, super rich, 1%, wall street, tech industry, elite, baller, player

My neighbor must be loaded out the caboose. He drives a Porsche, just put in a new pool and recently got back from a Fiji.

by joecoolthefool May 17, 2016

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