blood libel

The accusation someone makes when they accuse you of having sex on your period.

John: Why is your face all covered in blood!?
Samantha: Just earned my Red Wings baby!
John: ewwww!!! Blood libel!

by OuterCow January 15, 2011

Digitally Liberate Yourself

to liberate your digit (finger) from your arse, to pull your finger out

Scenario 1: "Come now, it is time we must digitally liberate ourselves and get started with this assignment."

Scenario 2: "I wish you would digitally liberate yourself and get moving."

by mischievous maverick April 10, 2010

Liberal

Hillary Clinton

Damn Hillary Clinton is such a liberal

by Big daddy o5 November 21, 2018

Liberal

A glorified conservative

Guy 1: Hey why does Jack whine so much?
Guy 2: He's a liberal.

by Sadguru47 January 17, 2019

Liberals

People who have overwhelming support but think they have underwhelming support

Man 1: Hey wanna be a liberal? There arent many of us, maybe we can make a change
Man 2: i hear more than half the population are liberals

by Kim Jong-Ill September 18, 2020

liberatord

The act of using one's manhole for the first time.

I bent Profe over and Libertor'd

by Drunk_goatee July 28, 2003

Libberwort

Food or drink that makes one idle and stupid; food with no nutritional value, junk food.

Mmm...libberwort...
-Homer Simpson, 2005

by Hells Angel 69 June 1, 2009