Lagoon Poon

A sweaty, messy girls' downstairs

I couldn't go down on her because she had a mass case of Lagoon Poon

by Bohndo March 14, 2015

lagging it

Taking your time to do something, usually getting ready to go out

Jeff: Just one more song bro, then I just gotta put a top on, find my keys and I'm good to go
Andrew: Quit lagging it out you wasteman
Jeff: Aight chill man, you know I'm the lagmeister what do you expect bro

by TheLagmeister3k February 7, 2017

LaGayo

A latino homosexual man still in the closet. Usually middle aged and loves younger men.

-“That Nicaraguan guy is bi-curious.”
-“no dude, he’s straight LaGayo”

by Romanowski November 5, 2017

Lagged ugly

When your game, PC, phone lagged so much that it's annoying but you want to swear politely.

Person 1: Bro my toaster lagged ugly
Person 2: What

by SirGeoji September 11, 2018

Lagert

A bisayan slang word for angry, but due to LAG while playing mobile games, and sometimes when your ally friend is so noob/stupid but there's nothing you can do about it.

Lagert na kay ka.
(Calm your tits)

by PastisPATATAS October 2, 2019

laggedfrog

A Funny meme page laggedfrog or to refer to a funny person.

"that guy is so much like Laggedfrog."

by MEMEMANCDXX October 7, 2019

Lagos Syndrome

After an intense amount of enjoyment, the inability to return to school, work or any forms of a regular life

Temi: After detty December I couldn't even get out of bed

Sally: I think you've got Lagos syndrome

by inLoveWithTheKOKO January 2, 2020