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Get the The post you are seeing will keep you loyal. mug."Keep your jaw on" is a phrase used when somebody is overwrought, overly shocked, or unnecessarily upset over a trivial matter. The expression was inspired by John Glubb, a WW1 soldier who had his jaw shot off but managed to have it reconstructed using surgery. The point of the phrase was, if even somebody who's reached a situation that low managed to fix their problems, you shouldn't be reacting so badly about a smaller issue.
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
Popularised in Northwest England's coastal towns, the phrase is often used as a less niche form of the phrase "don't get your knickers in a twist."
PERSON 1: “Oh my God, my life is over! My phone, my beautiful phone - it's been delayed in transit. I literally don't know what to do. What the Hell should I do?”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
PERSON 2: “Jesus Christ, keep your jaw on. It'll clearly get here in the end - some people have real problems.”
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Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"
Litteraly meaning IKIAB but with "Buck" being replaced with "Gurt"
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Get the I'mma Keep It A Gurt mug.I put mousse in my hair to “keep it stay”.
I had to “keep it stay” while I was quarantined because of Covid.
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I had to “keep it stay” while I was quarantined because of Covid.
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