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Luke "Bones" Jones

A term you call someone who is blessed down south with a mondo shlong.
Nelly- Yo jonesy how we feelin today?
Luke- Feeling pretty stiff, feelin like bonesy today
Nelly- Yea man I could say the same thing.
Luke- Stiffer then a piece of plywood right now
Nelly- LUKE "BONES" JONES
by ferdawinecelly October 20, 2023
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Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.
'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'
by Joneser November 23, 2018
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greg jones hefley

my life sucks because someone ruinded it
by gwegs21 June 6, 2018
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Jones College prep

Jones College prep is the gayest school in chicago. While you might have come to Jones for an education you were wrong. Jones is full of furries and it's hard to find a friend group who aren't mean wannable rich kids. The Jones population is 99% white and 1% other.
Person 1: "I go to Jones College prep."
Person 2:"Oh you are you a furry?"
by Lolbeans12356 August 14, 2022
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Alex Jones syndrome

When a person, usually prone to conspiracies, takes a fact that vaguely resembles what a conspiracy theorist (Alex Jones) claims, and then ignores their much larger unsubstantiated/incorrect claim that is actually being disputed.
Alex Jones: The reason there is so many gay people is because the government is using a gay bomb made by the pentagon to turn people gay, they already turned the majority of frogs in the US gay.

Actual news that comes out: A pesticide atrazine, can cause a hormonal imbalance in frogs that makes them turn female.

Conspiracy theorist with Alex Jones syndrome: “OMG Alex Jones was right again!”
by Common_sensual November 4, 2022
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Oliver Phillips-Jones

An amazing friend, the most loyal and caring friend to ever exist
Not sure how its possible for anyone to dislike oliver.

They mean the world to those around them
You know Oliver Phillips-Jones
The kind one?

Yeah
by user62738838383 January 6, 2022
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Bella Maria Jones

The most hottest, baddest, most beautiful person on earth that everyone looks up to.
Bella Maria Jones is a goddess and is the person people will look up to.
by hot baddie b February 11, 2021
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