john cardiel

most influential skateboarder today and will always be. any real skateboarder will know about him. at one point was paralyzed from the waist down, told he was never going to walk again, healed up and still skates. The man is bullet proof

john cardiel is like a hurricane, tornado, typhoon, basically he can't be stopped.

by marchione June 26, 2008

lil john

A rapper who for some unknown reason got famous for saying 3 things.

YEAH,WHAT, and OK

me: Lil John you know you only say 3 words right?
him: WHAT
me: You only say 3 words
him: YEAH
me: Uhh whats the last word
him: OK
me: Oh thanks for helping me
him: WHAT
me: thank you for the help
him{rich accent}: Oh really it was no problem I`ll holla at you later playboy
me: WHAT

by SO DEF June 12, 2009

John Blaze

Suttin hot and I aint talkin about the temperature. Usually referring to music (specifically Hip Hop/ Rap)

The Notorious B.I.G. - Kick in the door

"This nigga made one album! he makin wild records. That Ready to Die shit... it was iight... it was iight... but ma shit was more John Blaze and shyt na mean!?"

by Dat Nicca D May 08, 2007

John

A person with the biggest penis ever! It reaches from 7-10 WOW !
Even though he is white he has a big dick. Girls love him and he is rich.

John is the best

by John5386;38 January 23, 2017

John

John is a term used for describing shit. He is a ugly , crazy , stupid , old man , and a liar who is most likely to die alone. No one likes him. Not even trashcans.

Hey look at that trash over there, it's so John!

He failed his classes, He's John!!!!

by jjJohn bennet November 03, 2017

John Matrix

An invincible action hero who specializes in kicking ass while tossing out hilarious jokes at the same time. Originated in the 1980's in the film Commando.

He has been called the John Matrix of his day.

by mambaman711 January 04, 2010

pulling a John

The act of beeing concerned by one's own schedule without giving a shit about other people's time.

1. Here he goes pulling a john again, he just asked if we were ready to leave the restaurant when he was the only one done eating.

2. The dumb ass pulled a john again, he called a meeting at 6 a.m. because he wanted to leave early that day.

by Davetheman August 30, 2006