cheese my jeans

An expression for when someone cums in there pants

"looking at this person makes me want to cheese my jeans"

by Jigglemaster420 February 06, 2023

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creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.

Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!

by Mclovin42069 March 20, 2017

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the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

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In a best friend relationship the dominant one can be called a Martha while the submissive one can be called a Jean.

by Tanviandkyrah September 10, 2020

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The act of always losing at NHL99, or complaining about the team you chose and the controller.

That guy is such a Jean-Philippe Lapierre

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Golden Jeans; term used to describe a person that acts like they are worth far more than they are..

There goes Golden Jeans again showing off like he's super wealthy..

Me; yeah all for show..

by Epediter December 06, 2024

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When one with big eyes tries to steal another guys woman and fails miserably. This is known as Jeaning.

by Mad Maxx 300 May 07, 2018

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