jaedonies

When someone talks in a very odd way that is similar to English but almost impossible to understand to any person that doesn’t speak Jaedonies.

Stop speaking Jaedonies

by Walter Johnson March 12, 2021

Jaeday

jaes special day...... no exceptions !!!!!! jae is sooo cool

omg.. its jaes day!! WOOHOO!! HAPPY JAEDAY!!

by rwotgrl March 20, 2021

jawedassery

Actions or remarks made while very stoned that are goofy, dumb, or just random

Matt and Jared are always on their jawedassery

by Jawedass March 26, 2021

Jared

Milk

Wow, milky Jared milk

by SalvationSalvador April 15, 2021

Jared Jamal Pereira

This Jared is hot af. You’d never find one like him. He’s the type to not only become irresistible to girls but boys as well. His personality and looks are that hot. He’s the type of dude to start a Minecraft survival with u and risk his diamond armour to save you from the enderdragon. Once u get a Jared, never let him go.

“ OMG, is that JARED JAMAL PEREIRA?! No way you’re so lucky”

“ IS THAT JARED?! HE’ SO FCKING SEXC “

by LocalChad420 April 19, 2021

Jared

Used as an expression similar to saying "f you" or "f off".
Works best when you stick your hand up in the other person's face while calling them Jared.
A name used to deflect an individual that is: obnoxious, rude, selfish, ill-mannered, arrogant, stuck-up, full of themselves, bully, uneducated, taddle-tale, cocky, coward, immature.
Similar to a Karen

Someone who acts tough but cries like a bitch when it comes down to fighting or dealing with a situation.
Someone who talks a lot of shit.

Sticking hand in someone's face and saying

" K Jared!"
"Calm down Jared!"
"Shut the fuck up Jared!"
"Man, Ben's being a real Jared these days "
"You've been such a Jared since you started dating that chick man."

by Elysiium 92 April 21, 2021

jared

the guy who can do a backflip on the swings

how did jared do that

by jared1234ja April 22, 2021