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Jack Greenland

Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.
"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."
by Not Jack Greenland February 10, 2021
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Jack Met

An extroverted, chaotic yet sweet puppy (not an actual puppy; he's a human) from New York who takes part in a band with his two brothers, Ryan (the keyboard smashing and ukulele strumming bicon please don't take the "bi" part in there seriously with this guy, his true sexuality has not been revealed and I just make unconfirmed assumptions) and Adam (the soft teddy/grizzly bear man who loves gummy bears and just wants to save the world), with the band name being AJR. This soft puppy boi is the lead singer of the band, and is also a multi-instrumentalist ๐Ÿ˜ณ he plays the acoustic guitar, the ukulele, the tambourine, the drums, and loves a good game of ping-pong. I love this boi so ๐Ÿ˜ฉโœ‹๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜Š
Hey look at that sweet, chaotic, extroverted, floofy puppy!! Wait, they're human?? Oh, that makes sense, it's Jack Met!
by LegendaryEy3bags May 4, 2021
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swift jacked

To be the victim of petty theft or robbery. Usually used with an air of surprise or anger by the victim or a third party when the offense has been uncovered.
Ahh shit fool, your television has just been swift jacked.

Who swift jacked the last corona?
by crazysauce33 March 7, 2005
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Jack-Mandering

(n). when you intentionally submit multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote, an offense punishable by an eye-poke

(v). intentionally submitting multiple responses on a Google form in order to ensure a specific outcome of a vote
"Did you hear what happened in Miller's class? There was Jack-Mandering afoot in the class vote."
by Aunt Tim February 1, 2022
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rack-jack

to steal one's date, escort, etc.
origin: tv show "How I Met Your Mother"
I can't believe he rack-jacked my date!
by smoocharoo October 3, 2006
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Community Jack

The act of gathering with friends to jackoff. Used heavily by athletic teams to release stress before big games.
Jim: Hey bud, you going to the locker room for the community jack?

Jesse: Yeah I am bud, it feels so good.
by iplayhockey January 13, 2009
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Don't jack that

Don't bring it up
Nigga don't jack that dead ass
by Gio_x33 June 17, 2016
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