Polish piping bag

Where you hold your forskin closed, ejaculate into your forskin to create a piping bag of sorts, then proceed to decorate your partners breasts/face/wedding cake/gingerbread man etc with your semen.

Barry: that is some decorative calligraphy on that cake

Steve: yes i used my own polish piping bag

by JULIA GlLLARD December 15, 2019

piping your head

Boosting your own confidence or feeling yourself

Ok now you're piping your head

by Nekkyneek November 22, 2016

Double Pipe Disaster

When you think that you will be blessed with a double pipe classic and it turns sour. You end up sharting and vomiting at the same time leaving you sad and in pain

After a 60 hour bender in the Poconos Nick underwent a double pipe disaster at 5:30am and immediately got in the shower to cry and sleep

by TheNickR May 02, 2022

pipe my cake

Anal sex

“If you had the chance to pipe my cake, would ya?”

by Mush11 November 08, 2017

laid some pipe

When you get trucked in football or another contact sport

Damn dude, that guy just laid some pipe on you.

by pseudonym3333333333 January 03, 2014

broken sewage pipe

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

by funkypants February 09, 2015

pipe master tony

Pipe master tony is a person who sucks dick for crack money. He is also known for his very dry chaped lips and crusty ass hands. Pipe master is also known to carry all types of disease and is very loud. Pipe meaning both crack pipe and penis.

Yo is that pipe master tony
Yeah it is, don't let him near your pipe

by Michael dobson November 22, 2007