Short Italian

A very very short person who only plays fortnite, usually kinda nerdy and has a huge crush on his friend

me: heyyy
you: have you seen short italian
me: yes, all he does is play fortnite!!

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021

Italians

Southern Europeans who talk with their hands and tend too have brown hair and eyes/ white skin sometimes tanned. Some of them can be blond like Georgia Meloni (current president of Italy) or Ciro immobile (striker on Italy's soccer team plays for Lazio.) Stupid North Americans believe Italians must look one way but their wrong. Also these people make fantastic food art, cars, wine and many other quality products. including cheese's, meats and pizza. Sometimes Italians get a bad rap due too Italy's corruption, mafia gangsters or fascism in ww2. Also beautiful country in Mediterranean and friendly people.

My neighbors are Italians. Oh maybe he will invite me over for espresso or dinner.

by A700 February 2, 2023

Italian

A crazy lunatic with a strong sexual connection to pizza

John: hey look at this pizza
Steve:were is the cheese
John: it’s under the sauce
Steve: *mad Italian noises*
John: stop being an Italian cunt

by Realistic ice March 19, 2022

italian moron

anyone named lino

that spugatz over there is an italian moron

by mr mcdickhead December 15, 2018

Italian

they arent fucking real

all italians are faggots

by ksfhxdybcsyjb October 20, 2021

Italian motorboat

When a peice of pasta falls down your face, into your cleavage and gets stuck down your top.

Nimoe: you'll never guess what happened to me last week in England.

Jess: what!?

Nimoe: I was in a posh restaurant and had a really embarrassing Italian motorboat.

Jess: Lol.

by Nimoe July 20, 2016

Italian handshake

Where your mum gives you a hand job to go to sleep

I loved the Italian handshake my older girlfriend gave me.

by GeneralHandshaker August 27, 2025