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Hog

A tall but rather skinny man
He is a hog
by User T70 July 6, 2024
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hog-plastered

When you’re so fucked up you are squealing and running around like a feral hog.
Dude, Barry got so hog-plastered, we had to wrangle and hog tie him in the bathroom.
by Hog plastered November 21, 2021
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Hog

chewing tabacco
"Joe just threw in a fat hog "
by dishing_sauce May 19, 2018
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hog hook

When the man is taking the woman (or man) from beind, reaches over puts two fingers in the persons nostrils and pulls their head back.
last night Bino gave the pap a great hog hook, almost ripped his nostrils off.
by Scott Goligher August 20, 2007
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Hog Jam

A group of grown men who need to wee-wee-wee- back home and shelve the jellies to preserve a little longer.
Can you Hog Jam to the race? No cause my wife says I need help at the house.
by The MOMMA PIGS October 29, 2009
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Last word hog

Irritating insecure twerp addicted to having the last word of a discussion or argument - always responding to the concluding remarks of others despite having nothing new or meaningful to say. A sufferer of lastworditis aka last-word syndrome.

A pair of Last Word Hogs may continue a discussion with pointless childish bickering until senile dementia and/or fighting intervenes.
...
she: Yeah, but these spuds woz Cre-Mated.

he: At least I don't speak gibberish.

she: Don't get the last word on me.

he: Last word hog!

she: No I ain't! / he: You are too! / she: AIN'T! / he: you ARE! / ... / (fade to divorce, spuds as co-respondents)
by Owen's World August 31, 2016
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Jab the Hog

To wake up in the dead of night, fully torqued, and aggressively masturbate just to fall back asleep.
“Had to jab the hog last night. Wasn’t horny, just medically necessary.”
by GeneKreemer March 24, 2025
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