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A hippie with titties

A down to earth chick with beautiful enhancements, the type of chick that’s not volunteering for pr but because she wants to see some change in the world.
Gosh, you know that Britnie Monèt, she’s such a hippie with titties.
by Britnie Monèt May 29, 2022
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Hippie

Once a term reserved for dirty longhairs from the 70s who wore tie die shirts, a peace sign, and patchouli. They protested and cried about almost everything, and pioneered the anti-vaccine movement of the early 2000s with some dumbass bullshit about autism. Today they have updated their costumes. They can be easily spotted wearing clothes with American flags on them, usually bought at Walmart in the clearance section. Some will advertise that they now own guns, and will fly Trump or Don’t Tread on Me flags in their yards as well. They protest in front of schools, freeway overpasses, and vaccination clinics. Hippie as fuck as they are, they still cry about the dangers of vaccines like little scared bitches. By contrast, being the naturalists that they are, they are not against all medicines, as they like to wash down natural ingredients promoted by the holistic medicine man, their Maharishi holy man, Donald Trump. These items include Lysol, ivermectin, hydroxychloroquine, and still patchouli oil to keep up the hippie tradition. Some identify themselves as conservatives, flying a tattered ass flag off their truck, wearing the same unoriginal “Let’s Go Brandon” shirt, and telling everyone they are moving to Texas. To their dismay, true conservatives never protested and always looked down on those who did. Ronald Reagan would be ashamed. They fail to realize that despite their makeover, these malcontents are still just whining hippies minus the tie die shirts.
Person 1: Hey Chad, do you want to go to Walgreens to protest the Covid-19 Vaccine with me, to help save humanity from being microchipped.

Person 2: Hell no! I’ve got better shit to do with my time. When did you become such a protesting, whiny ass little bitch Chad? You’re a fucking hippie.
by Kentuckywoman082 December 21, 2021
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Hippie

People born between 1970 and 2000 who see art and beauty in everything. Everything hippies have done is essentially as close as we'll get to world peace. Peaceful protests. Clean energy. Change. Growth. Innovation. Hippies bring it all together.
Random Person in 2021: Hippie!
Hippie in 2021: Thanks!
by WordCoiner72 April 7, 2022
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Hippy

A way to tell your friend your the imposter without announcing it to the whole group
Dude, hippy watch out.
by Kale Bee November 14, 2020
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hippie dude

by My dad is a hippie January 30, 2021
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Hippies

Noun1: Ugly idiots that smoke weed and take crack.
Noun2: a Virus in The red neck mountain town, South Park.
Adjective: A guy that is homeless
"No i didn't exclude him because hes black, its because hes a Hippie, i hate them, all get in trouble, taking drugs, driving around in their hippie vans, i hate em!" Eric Cartman Hippies suck!
by Urban alien February 18, 2021
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Gangster-Hippie

If you live in Boulder Colorado you know the people I'm talking about.
Yo you visited Boulder yet? Na I heard it's full of gangster-hippies.
by Genghis Swan March 22, 2021
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