handy-dandy

short form for a handy-capped person.

The handy-dandy went flying down the stairs in his wheelchair.

by Saccait November 12, 2008

Handy

An adorable beaver from Happy Tree Friends who has no hands (or paws, for that matter)
He is a construction worker who usually gets upset when he can't do something requiring his hands...

Handy tried to open the door, but he couldn't because of his hands

by Tamama2 May 16, 2009

Handy

Essentially a handjob except for a handy is often quick and on the sly. Ejaculation may or may not occur on the female, depending on the location recieved. In order to have a "sick handy" one must both turn down a BJ or sex in exchange for the handy, and must also bust a load directly onto the female in excess of 3 oz's of manjuice.

Dr D got a sick handy from some bitch with a sideways puntang last night.

by Vlad and Don P September 5, 2008

Hang Time

Relating to how long a fart can sustain it's intenisty of smell

Dude that fart got some terrible hang time

by Jack Meoff May 5, 2004

hang-lagged

Being both jet-lagged and hungover at the same time.

I am really hang-lagged after drinking all that booze on the plane.

by Robule May 3, 2007

Haney

Sucker of clocks

He's such a Haney

by Clocks and Socks January 24, 2019

cliff-hanger

Roll of fat which hangs over the belt line.

Wow..look at that fat dude with the cliff-hanger. you cant even see his legs

by bigjoejohnson November 20, 2006